for halloween can i be your girlfriend
"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that
And now let’s go hand in hand, not one before another.
Dromio of Ephesus (The Comedy of Errors, Act V scene i)
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.