i wonder if people who work at coffee factories come back to work and say “back to the old grind”


308. All the muggleborn theatre students ban the use of the word “Macbeth” or any variations because in the theatre world, it’s a curse of bad luck, and when purebloods/non-theatre geeks ask why, they say it’s as bad as the Unforgivables.

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)