i wonder if people who work at coffee factories come back to work and say “back to the old grind”
- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
- me: pendejo
308. All the muggleborn theatre students ban the use of the word “Macbeth” or any variations because in the theatre world, it’s a curse of bad luck, and when purebloods/non-theatre geeks ask why, they say it’s as bad as the Unforgivables.
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)